HEY COCHINO You know who you are.
You know who you are. 😂
A little Spanglish. A little attitude. And absolutely no apology.
If you grew up around Mexican family, you probably heard “cochino” at some point.
Dirty-minded. Perverted. Always taking the joke somewhere it probably shouldn't go.
And somehow, “cochino” can be both an insult and a term of endearment depending on who's saying it.
This shirt is for the people who grew up hearing “cochino” and somehow took it as a compliment.
Because if you've got a jerk sense of humor, you already know exactly who this shirt is for.
Obnoxious Apparel: We make the shirts. You deal with the consequences.
Perfect for:The dirty-minded friend, your inappropriate family member, Mexican-Americans, Spanglish speakers, and anyone who has ever been called cochino and thought:
“Yeah... that's probably fair.”
Product Details- Unisex fit
- Soft, comfortable everyday tee
- Printed to order
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Designed by Obnoxious Apparel
Wear it proudly. Or don't. We really don't give a shit.
OBNOXIOUS APPARELBecause First Impressions Are Fucking Important.
Not sure what size to order? Check the measurements below before ordering.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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