Shirt Sizes and Return Information

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---MEN--
Shirt Sizing:

Size

Chest

Waist

Neck

Sleeve

S

34 - 36

28 - 30

14 - 14.5

32.5 - 33

M

38 - 40

32 - 34

15 - 15.5

33.5 - 34

L

42 - 44

36 - 38

16 - 16.5

34.5 - 35

XL

46 - 48

40 - 42

17 - 17.5

35 - 35.5

2XL

50 - 52

44 - 46

18 - 18.5

35.5 - 36

3XL

54 - 56

48 - 50

19 - 19.5

36 - 36.5

4XL

58 - 60

52 - 54

20 - 20.5

36.5 - 37

Shirt Description:

  • High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
  • Seamless 1x1 rib collar with two-needle cover stitching on front neck
  • Tear away label
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Two-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • Shirts are 100% Cotton or a 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester



--WOMEN--
Shirt Sizing:

XS

S

M

L

XL

2XL

3XL

Body Length

25 1/4

25 7/8

26 1/2

27 1/8

27 3/7

28 3/8

29   

Body Length Tolerance

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

Chest Tolerance

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

 1/2

Chest Width (Laid Flat)

14 7/8

15 5/8

16 5/8

17 5/8

19 1/8

20 5/8

22 1/8


Measuring:

Hint: For the most accurate results, measure yourself in your undergarments.

  • Neck: Measure around the base of your neck, inserting your forefinger between the tape and your neck to allow ease in fit.
  • Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping tape firmly under your armpits and around your shoulder blades.
  • Waist: Measure around your waist, slightly below your natural waist, where you normally wear your pants. Insert your forefinger between the tape and your body to allow ease in fit.
  • Sleeve Length: Bend your arm slightly. Measure from center back neck, across your shoulder, down to your elbow, down to your wrist.
  • Hip: Measure around the fullest part of your hips, inserting your forefinger between the tape and your hip to allow ease in fit.
  • Inseam: Measure a similar pant that fits you well. Measure along the inseam, from the crotch seam to the bottom of the hem.

Washing Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Only non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • tumble dry low
  • Do not Iron or dry clean

Return Instructions:

Your shirt order will be custom printed just for you.  Please allow 7 - 10 days for your order to be created and shipped.  If for any reason you are unsatisfied with your order, please send an email to ObnoxiousApparelWebsite@gmail.com with the following information:

Order #
Order Date
Customer Name
Issue

OR just keep it and buy another shirt... OR give it to a relative... OR whatever else may allow you to keep it and be happy with life... No pressure!